JList! J-List bills itself as “your friend in Japan,” and the more I think about it the more I’m convinced that they’re completely right. I don’t actually have any friends, since I’m incapable of forming bonds with people unless I think there’s a chance that they’re going to have sex with me, but on a theoretical level if I did have a friend in Japan, I’d probably just take advantage of their location by having them send me weird rare Japanese stuff.