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Nutaku games! I don’t care what they say: video games are nearly as great as porn. And anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

(Unless, of course, ThePornDude says otherwise and then I might reconsider.)

Why would I say that? For one, when your hand starts to get tinnitus from jerking you stick too long, jamming out on a joystick is a great way to loosen the muscles in your hand and wrist. Don’t believe me? Try it, and you’ll thank me later.

Another reason why I think gaming is so great is because of all of the hot ass female characters you can enjoy while playing as…or should I say playing with. I mean have you guys seen some of the recent renditions of Lara Croft, Samus Aran, and Bayonetta. Not to mention the new, more realistic, jigglier version of Tifa Lockhart.

But as great these titillating games are, they’re still not as…graphic as I wish they were. Don’t misunderstand, I’m not a person who objectifies women like those MGTOW assholes, and I certainly wouldn’t fuck one and leave her. Hell, if there are any girls out there reading this who want a loyal guy DM me, please.

But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with seeing a beautiful virtual object which looks like a woman as a wank worthy object.

All this time I thought that I might not find the kind of entertainment which strikes a balance of fun gameplay and cut scene content racy enough to fap to – but good news, boys! I’ve been noodling around for sites which host content aimed directly at gamers who, while raising their level, also get a rise out of the damn hot dames in the same game.

Sure, I know you might think that I’m looking at the shitty flash porn interactive experiences found all over the net, but the legends at Nutaku have provided us with a suite of smut games which you won’t shake your head at.