TheMNFClub

I don’t know whether your Mama’s dully prepared you for manhood or you just found yourself all grown with huge 6-inch dicks wagging for wet soggy sugar pots. Or wait, could it be that you were born with natural powers that transitioned balances between what the society expected of you and what you yourself believed you could do? Men! I’m hell’a confused out here and my brain refuses to admit that am all grown and should be out there starting up a young family or just working hard to be some eligible bachelor.

However, mama still calls me up to our way too familiar dinner and the only thing that has changed since my childhood is that I moved from my old room to the basement where I fap away my sorrows each passing day. Oh! And I dare you to call me retarded because I tried to give a fuck to the world, but it screwed me right back. Like who the heck do you think wants to get fucked by some dude whose balls are bigger than his very dick?

TheMNFClub

Well, I know you must feel my heart deeply reaching out to you the same way I keep hoping that someday I’ll be, say, the next Porn Dude. A man borne of masculinity and sexual prowess, which is why I’ll keep trying to follow his very heart and mind that led me to this MNF MMO free game. And from what I read from his wise guidance, it’s a ground to have fun, interact with other gamers in the fantasy and real-world and ultimately be whoever you want, say rich and powerful enough to have all the girls blowing to your charms; which is precisely where am living for the next, I don’t know until when I figure out what to do with my dull life next. Well, you can always follow me there or simply wait until am back, but most importantly, have fun!