xMissy

xMissy I’ve found that when people think about the Dutch, they usually conjure up images of blue-eyed blondes who are constantly stoned politely clogging around in wooden shoes between their homes and windmills.

Further, I think that when a lot of people around the world associate the Dutch with anything sexual they think of all of the gay dudes in Pride parades. For some reason, they don’t ever think about a population of people who are so beautiful they could give the women of Venezuela a run for their money.

And not only are the Dutch beautiful, but they are also just as sex-obsessed as the nearby French. A good example of this is xMissy – one of the oldest, but still phenomenally fap-tastic smut site on the web.

A Site For The Ages…

…and it is ages old, but that shouldn’t stop you from checking it out.

For those who are porn aficionados, xMissy came out two years before PornHub. Yeah, that’s how far back it goes. Way back in 2005, xMissy came onto the scene to give viewers access to tons of amateur and professional porn videos, photos, and, with some recent upgrades, some additional features you’ll love flogging your one-eyed snake to.

Interested in finding out what? Then don’t skip to the end – keep on reading for the Ds.

You Get Access To Tons Of Free Videos

Being one part porn blog another part tube site, xMissy has tons of free videos to peruse. The focus on this site is on promoting professionals, so you are going to get a massive number of movies featuring the best studio porn Europe and America has to offer. They are only about five-minute long teaser clips, but they’re still so hot to dry hump to.

With so much offer, xMissy has a neat set of categories to make finding the kind of erotic entertainment you want easier. To give you an idea of what you are going to see, I’ve summed up the links xMissy treats you to…

Solo Girls – This site seems to be a favorite of xMissy’s webmasters, and it’s easy to see why – there are dozens of videos of gorgeous girls dolled up in costumes, armed with toys, and ready to unleash their sensuality on camera.

As the name suggests, it’s nothing but single women pleasuring themselves and teasing you in a nearly hypnotic way. There are no images of some dude’s dick to fuck up your fantasy of watching a woman dressed (and then undress) in an outfit of leather and fishnets, or spandex and spankies, or a simple nighty voyeuristically.

Girl+Girl – Not that into the solo thing? No problem because Girl+Girl has some of the hottest lesbian porn ever to grace the internet – and I know, I’ve seen a lot.

Rather than just show a couple of ladies licking each other on a bed, there are a ton of sexy scenarios you can fap to. For instance, in one vid shown Ivy Wolfe teases Lilly Ford’s toes in the back of a car until pantyhose are stripped off, bras are thrown to the side, and tongue on pussy pounding ensures.

And speaking of variety, the types of girls you are going to see is amazing. Besides the typical lipstick lesbian, there are a bit more butch looking girls like Ryan Keely. Besides girls like her, there are a bit more nubile looking girls Aria Skye and Danni Rivers who will remind you of the girls you liked who ignored you your final year of secondary school no matter who many love letters you shoved into their locker.

Or at least that’s what they reminded me of.

Artcore – Back in the old days, most porn movies were cheesy, hastily put together flicks to flick your dick to but not really think about or remember once you nutted. However, in recent times some smut junkies have decided to make erotic entertainment which could be considered to be art.

If that’s your jack it jam, then the video previews by Artcore which you can find on xMissy are for you. The production values are amazing, models are mouthwatering, and each vid has some kind of story to it beyond the cliché delivery boy giving a lonely housewife some sausage from his pants and a pizza box.

Videomix – Other than the “true” tube sites, you don’t see too many mashups of different porn sites stuck together. However, the good guys at Videomix specialize in delivering exactly that.

Check this part of xMissy out, and you’ll find a series of creative remixes of different porn videos with different themes. To give you an idea of what you are in for, some of the mashups include clips of girls seductively showering themselves off, chicks getting fit while flapping their (other) lips in workout gear, going for a dip skinny-style, and, there’s one of my favorites, Bombshells in Boots.

Not sure what it is, but a chick in a pair of nice kicks always pops a tent in my tighty whities. What about you?

HD Porn – Sadly, this is the one section of the site which doesn’t take you to another page of free fap material. Instead, this is a clickbait link which will put you on the Brazzer’s network landing page.

Pics To Pull Your Pickle To

Like a good hybrid site, xMissy treats you to tons of titillating photos, too. If that’s your thing, check out xMissy’s Babes link first. There you’ll find dozens of dazzlingly hot dames in photo galleries which will make you pop a pants tent so hard. I would recommend taking your bottoms off before viewing it.

And with so many girls to choose from, xMissy makes it easy to keep up to date with who other site users think are hot with their Popular Girls links. Located at the top of the page, this regularly updated part of the site will take you to the top four xMissy missies with the click of a button.